What a week! I don’t know about ya’ll, but I’ve been busting my butt at the gym, trying to look cute before classes start again. There’s a lot of stress to look banging when the school year starts again, what with the new slew of potential Freshmen boys roaming through campus. But before I can begin my 5k regimen (or chug a protein shake on the couch), let’s the review the week that was.
– Lindsay’s finally gone to jail. Thank god it’s only 12 days; I don’t know if I wold have made it through 90.
– He dumped you but still texting you? Three words: what. a. douche. Walk away, girlfriend.
– Feeling stressed? A little too much on that plate of yours? Stop. Breathe. Relax. And find out why stress does a body bad.
– We may not all have the money or time to travel the world when trying to get over a break up like in Eat, Pray, Love, but there are a few things that help. First step: load up on the chocolate. Yes please.
– The Jersey Shore “celebrities” went on strike. But before we could send in the replacements, MTV gave in to their demands. Apparently being orange warrants $30K per episode.
– We’re intelligent. We’re sexy. We’re worthy of love. Yet somehow, there are still so many dating myths that even, we, the smartest women believe.
– Who cares about how many people you’ve slept with? No, we’re serious. If you got confidence and sass, numbers don’t mean nothin’.
– And while we’re talking about things people care too much about, what’s the deal with all the people sipping the Miley Cyrus Haterade?
– Fall clothes are starting to show up in all our favorite stores and that means one thing: SUMMER SALES.
