Weekly Wrap Up: Oh August, It’s Getting Hot in Here

Wow, August has been a steamer.  And it makes me so lazy. I can’t do anything. And I’m not kidding. I could barely make the trek to my freezer this morning to have a struggle-fest opening the wrapper off of my fruit popsicle before I proceeded to the center of my family room, turned on the fan and spread out like a star fish on the ground.

You can only imagine, then, my internal fight to read the September Issue of Glamour. It’s over 400 pages, people. You try lifting that to your face.

Whew. I needed a moment to catch my breath just from typing that. Before I pass out in a pool of sweat and melted ice cream, let’s take a moment to turn on the A/C and reflect on the hot-ass week that was.

* As quickly as Mother Nature dragged in weather that makes me feel like I’m suffocating inside of a leopard print Snuggie, she’s going to drag the blanket from under us and bring on the lovely season of fall. That also means college (!) is beginning! Lucky for us, Ben Bator (creator of my number one guilty pleasure – TFLN) fills us in on the dos and donts of college.

* And if that’s not enough to get you through them college days, we’re here to help you with your new wardrobe options and all your roommate woes.

* Speaking of college, are you ready for the shopping spree(s….you know you always forget something) with your parental units at Bed Bath & Beyond? We are. And your parents may not know what they’re getting into…

* He looked up and to the left when he said hello to me this morning.  He texted me 5.6 hours after we got ice cream on Thursday. He told me he liked Sponge Bob right after I said I love taking baths. Does he like me?? Let the Dude fill you in.

* OK, so some of them might be Guido juiceheads with bad hair and too-tight shirts who like to smush, but at the end of the day, maybe bros aren’t so bad. Yes, really.

* Pogs or yo-yos? Stirrup leggings or smiley face shirts? The nineties are seeping into CollegeCandy in August Madness: I Love the 90’s Round Three. Go, vote. Before your love for that cute lil’ yellow Pokemon is overturned by something creepy like, Furbys.

And while you’re at it, don’t forget to enter to be the witty, smart, fabulous and fun Sorority Insider on CollegeCandy. Read up on the great opportunity here!

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