So John Mayer quit Twitter. Yeah right. We’ve heard that one before. Somehow this reminds me of the time Jay Z “retired.” And Brett Favre “retired.” And Amanda Bynes “retired.” And I swore to god, as I rest my head on the toilet bowl, that I’d never drink again.
Read: Not happening.
The truth is, John Mayer is far too egocentric to stay away from Twitter too long. A website dedicated to oversharing about yourself? It’s like it was created with Mr. Mayer in mind. So with that in my mind (and Katy Perry‘s latest hit in my head, thanks to the radio station playing it every four minutes), I want to know:
Would you rather date John Mayer or hear Katy Perry‘s “Teenage Dream” on repeat every time you were gettin’ sexy with a boy?
Things to Consider: Having a polygamous relationship with your boyfriend and Twitter, general douchebaggery, Katy Perry’s baby voice, “I might get your heart racing in my skin tight jeans.”
Think about it. Think about it some more. Vote. Then tell everyone why below.
[Sidenote: Stupid song is stuck in my head. Thank god for this.]