In honor of our undying love for both music and cocktails, we here at CollegeCandy have decided to create a monthly playlist of pre-party music to help keep you in the know of some of the hottest songs, conveniently, while you get your drink on.
And to kick things off, well, you’ll have to forgive me. I’ve been in a kind of “electric” mood for some reason. And by “electric” I mean “computer generated.” But it’s not my fault; music seems to be moving in that direction. And it’s got me worried. Whenever I’m rocking out I can’t help but think, “It’s like I’m being serenaded by a computer.” Mmm… how seductive. How sensuous! Who needs a hot man on an acoustic when you’ve got this sort of sexy, raw, robotic vocals at your fingertips?
Too bad the music is undeniably catchy and perfect to drizink to.
So thanks Katy Perry, LMFAO, Rihanna, Usher, and nearly every other popular artist on the planet these days! Keep diminishing the legitimacy of any actual, pure vocal and musical talent. We don’t care as long as we can dance to it. So with that, we raise our glasses of Everclear to you and all that goddamn auto-tune!