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The 8 Hotties of Hanukkah: Zach Braff [GALLERY]

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Happy Hanukkah, Jewesses! If you’re one of the lucky girls out there who still gets a sick present for every one of the 8 (crazy) nights, kudos to you. Bitch. If you’re like us here at CollegeCandy, you get a Starbucks gift card from your grandpa for $18 and a “what? I don’t do enough for you all year?” guilt trip from your mom.

For those of you in the latter category, don’t fret; CollegeCandy’s got your back. We’re bringing you the 8 Hotties of Hanukkah, one for each glorious latke-eating day. Because at the end of the day, as your Hanukkah candles are burning low and dripping wax all over your desk at different melting speeds, unwrapping a new pair of Uggs is cool, but flipping through pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal’s six-pack and Drake’s tasty mug is truly a gift that keeps on giving.

When it comes to Jews in Hollywood, Zach Braff is at the top of the Maccabee lovin’ ladder. I’m sure you remember this so-awkwardly-cute-he’s-hot gem from his days running around the hospital, cracking jokes in Scrubs. More likely, though, you fell in love with his deep, quirky character in Garden State. Did you know he compiled the entire soundtrack himself?  You know, the CD that you listened to every day in high school when you were in a totally emo mood? The one that’s still on your “I’m sad, he broke my heart, I want a good cry” playlist right now?

How can you not love a little frat boy (Phi Kappa Psi, represent!) from Jersey with impeccable taste in music who just totally gets your plight but can also make you giggle? This is a boy you can definitely take home to the family Hanukkah party. 

[Click on any image to start the Jewy hotness.]

COLLEGECANDY Writer
If I could eat toast and watch Shark Week all day, every day, my life would exceed perfection status.