The Weekly Ten: Kiss Me (At Midnight)

People did it. Glamour did it. And now I’m doing it. Sort of. While those two lovely magazines counted down the sexiest men of 2010 (I really, really love the fact that it rhymes this year) I am taking a slightly different approach. You see, those magazines seem to be making their decisions based on appearances only, but yours truly, well… I’m more focused on their, erm…skills.

Perpetually single girl that I am, I am in desperate need of a boy to kiss at midnight on New Year’s Eve. And if I’m going to dream, I might as well dream big, right?

Ten guys. One wish.

To kiss them all on New Year’s Eve.

10. Taylor Lautner. If he agrees to kiss me at midnight, I won’t even write a song about him afterward. Promise. (Sorry T.Swift, I just couldn’t resist. I actually really like “Back to December.”  Honest.)

9. Eric Dane. McSteamy. McHottie. Whatever you want to call him, he’s McKissable. Just ask the Seattle Grace Nurses. Or Lexie Grey. Or even Bradley Cooper. (What? You haven’t seen Valentine’s Day?)

8. Matthew Morrison. Yes, I know he’s the teacher from Glee. But I’d like to remind everyone of that Rocky Horror episode, you know, the one when Schuester took off his shirt and started singing “Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me” …Yep. I thought so.

7. Chace Crawford. Come on now, ladies, did you really think I was going to get through an entire Weekly Ten without mentioning Gossip Girl? Shame on you! Nate has earned his rightful place on this list. In fact he’s actually locked lips with every one of the lovely ladies of Gossip Girl except for Lily VanderWoodsen/Bass/Humphrey, and I think that might only be because he can’t remember her entire last name. My last name, though? It doesn’t matter. These lips are ready for some smoochin’.

6. Bradley Cooper. I saw this guy way back when in He’s Just Not That Into You. But it wasn’t until The Hangover that I actually fell in love with him. I think it was the hair. Or the aviators. Or the…slightly tattered shirt and gorgeous eyes. Ahem…moving on.

5. Jesse Williams. A year later, and I’m still hung up on that kiss between Jackson and Cristina. And well, if that’s not enough to convince you that he should be on this list then you should check out that episode where he goes shirtless to get ahead at work. It doesn’t actually work on Dr. Altman, but I assure you that it totally would have worked on me.

4. Jake Gyllenhaal. I haven’t actually seen Love and Other Drugs yet, but the promo is proof enough to me. Also, I am unreasonably jealous of Anne Hathaway.

3. Ian Somerhalder. I know what you’re thinking, the guy from Vampire Diaries, really Jenn, come on now. Laugh all you want, but Ian somerhalder, aka Smolderhotter is no Edward Cullen. Need some proof? Check out this scene. And this one. Then get back to me. If you’re still coherent, that is.

2. Ryan Gosling. I’m sorry. Have you not been paying attention to your Weekly Ten? That kiss will go down in chick flick history, ladies. But as much as I love Noah an Allie’s kiss, I think I’m actually way more partial to Ryan and Rachel’s smooch. Ryan, if you’re reading this, you’ll be making my teeny bopper dreams come true if we were to reenact that at midnight in Times Square. Please?

1. Ryan Reynolds. I’ll admit that I was actually a little bit upset when I found out that he and Scarlett Johansson had supposedly split. But then, then I realized that this only increased my chances of kissing my top pick on New Year’s Eve. Now I just have to find out where he’s going to be, get in, get past his security detail and pounce on him right as the clock strikes twelve. If you’ll excuse me I need to go work out these details.

[Check out Jenn’s other musings-in-the-form-of-a-list here.]

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