A Few Things Guys Should Stop Saying

You did NOT just call me 'Sugartits.'

So we all know that guys constantly complain about how girls are always saying things to make them go running (you know, like “Wanna hang out tonight?” or “I like your jeans.”) But hey, NEWSFLASH, guys aren’t so innocent. They say and do plenty of horrendous stuff that makes us want to pack our bags (without even wasting the time to fold things neatly!) and run in the opposite direction, too.
The girls at the Frisky were kind enough to let the guys know what was scaring them off, so I figured I’d chime in, too.
Here are a few things that guys have said/done that have sent my flying out the door and into the nearest bakery:
“Men are better at sports, it’s just fact.”
Really? What are you going to do next? Drag me back to your cave and chain me to the fire pit?
“Yeah, my iPad 2 is cool, but it’s nothing compared to my Range Rover.”
Honestly, I don’t care if you make more money than The Situation, I’m more interested in getting to know you as a person, not your bank account. And if all you have to offer is your (dad’s) money, then don’t expect me to be sitting in the passenger seat of your ‘pimped out whip’ any time soon, douche.
“So the other night when I was with this girl and we were…”
Look, I don’t care if you are seeing other people (so long as we are not exclusive), but I don’t want to hear about it. Do you want to hear about the amazing makeout sesh I had in the stacks last weekend? I think not.
“Are you okay”
Yes, I’m fine! I will tell you if I’m not okay, so please stop asking every 3 seconds. Is there a reason I shouldn’t be OK? Are you trying to make me not OK? Because it’s working.
“Hehe” (in a text/IM)
If I wanted to date a 13-year-old girl….I’d be creepy.
Why don’t you order a salad
Uh, why don’t you shove that salad up your ass and let me enjoy my Big Mac in peace, K?
What guy statements send you packin’, running and never looking back?!

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