I apologize to those of you who just threw up in your mouth. But look at the bright side – at least this isn’t your mother.
Although, don’t get too excited about that silver lining because she is the mother of four human beings. At least we’re assuming that they’re human beings. I suppose that when you have fangs and horns, you could possibly give birth to the Antichrist. But let’s not worry about that. Let’s just assume they are human children and worry about them.
Just imagine if that was the face waking you up for school every day. Or worse, if that was the face yelling at you for staying out past your curfew. Suddenly your mom’s insistence on wearing skorts isn’t that embarrassing.
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