10 Reality Stars Turned "Pop Stars"

What’s the last thing Hollywood needs right now?
A new reality tv show? Nah. If it can survive Bachelor Pad it can survive anything.
A YouTube obsession? After Rebecca Black I really don’t think anyone could compete.
A combination between the two? Why yes, I think that would be a bit much. So of course that’s what we’ve got on our hands right now. Ladies, may I be the first to tell you about the new album PopEater calls a “bass-thumping, synth-heavy dance track filled with defiant lyrics aimed at “cheeky tongue waggers.” May I be the first (and hopefully the last) to tell you about Real Housewives star, Simon van Kempen’s new album, I Am Real.
But before I send you off to listen to this masterpiece, I thought we should all take a little trip down memory lane and remind ourselves of a few of the other reality stars who have made the jump to autotuned iTunes singles. Grab your barf bag; it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
Countess Luanna’s Money Can’t Buy Love
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miTUcUijcA8?w=500]
Heidi Montag’s Higher
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS7HgBU_jPI?w=500]
Kim Zoliack’s Tardy for the Party
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQo8vZixklg?w=500]
Kim Kardashian‘s Jam (Turn it Up)
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvXeaei41VY?w=500]
The Jersey Shore’s T-Shirt Time Song
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zane12mCcJc?w=500]
Spencer Pratt’s I’m A Celebrity
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf2GjhVHUss?w=500]
Paris Hilton’s Stars are Blind
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYLon-rki10?w=500]
Brooke Hogan’s Everything to Me
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb1o4BJCIHc?w=500]
Tila Tequila’s I Love You Dirrty 
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9yz7JzanGg&feature=fvwrel?w=500]

And finally, the newest edition to the reality star turned pop star hall of fame, Simon van Kempen’s I Am Real.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbRlRUlXWz0?w=500]
Hm, perhaps we should turn this into a CD and call it ‘NOW That’s What I Call Music That Makes Rebecca Black Look Good’?

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