Going to college costs a lot of money. And if you pay for it by yourself there is a pretty big chance (like 100%) you’ll leave with a hefty debt. And if you are in college now, there’s a good chance you won’t be able to find a good job to pay off all that debt.
So what if someone offered to pay for all of your tuition? AND, on top of that, gave you $200 a week? What would you do for that kind of money? Would you agree to any terms? Would you, I dunno, let some guy spank you whenever he pleases for four years?
I can’t believe I just typed those words.
I also can’t believe I’m about to type the following words…
Henry Allen Fitzsimmons, a 54-year-old man, paid for three college women’s tuition AND an allowance in exchange for letting him spank them whenever the women broke the “Spencer Plan” rules.
[Sound of dry heaving]
Um, I know at some points I was desperate for money during school, but… uh… not sure if I ever got that desperate.