The Weekly Ten: Crazy Sexy Cocktails

When trying to figure out what to write about for this week’s weekly ten I was a little bit stumped. So I decided to go back to the basics. And this is college after all, so it’s no surprise that drinks soon followed. But I didn’t want to go with the most common drinks or the weirdest drinks, or the ways to drink those drinks. So instead I thought I’d do something a little bit different. The drinks with the best, the sexiest, the craziest cocktail names out there.
Fair warning though, this week, instead of my usual witty commentary I’m going to take a back seat and let these drinks speak for themselves. All recipes taken from drinkmixers.com.
10. Sex on the Beach. 1 ½ oz vodka. ½ peach schnapps. 2 oz cranberry juice. 2 oz orange juice.
9. Between the Sheets. 1 oz brandy. 1/2 oz light rum. 1/2 oz triple sec. sweet and sour mix.
8. Mountain Dew Me. 2 oz midori melon liqueur. 1 oz triple sec. 4 oz pineapple juice. 1 splash7-Up soda.
7. Bend Over Shirley. 1 ½  oz raspberry vodka. 4 oz sprite soda. 3/4 oz rose’s grenadine syrup.
6. Buttery Nipple. 1 ½ oz bailey’s irish cream. 1 oz. deKuyper buttershots liqueur.
5. Screaming Orgasm. 1 oz vodka. 1 ½ oz bailey’s irish cream. ½ oz kahlua coffee liqueur
4. Slow Comfortable Screw. 1 oz sloe gin. 1/2 oz southern comfort peach liqueur. 1 splash orange juice.
3. Panty Dropper. 1 oz kahlua coffee liqueur. 1 oz sloe gin. 1 splash half-and-half.
2. The Leg Spreader. 2 oz captain morgan’s spiced rum. 2 oz malibu coconut rum. 2 oz peach schnapps. 4-6 oz pineapple juice.
1. Suck, Bang, Blow. 1 oz jacquin’s orange flavored gin. 1 oz rumple minze shopping list. 2 oz goldschlager. 1 oz jagermeister. 3 oz tequila. 1 oz hpnotiq. 1 oz smirnoff vodka. 1 oz absolut citron. 1 oz aristocrat triple sec.1 peeled, whole lime. 5 oz strawberry daiquiri mix. 2 cups cranberry juice. 1 cup sugar.
Ever had one or five of these drinks before? Any favorites? Which drinks did I forget? Leave a comment and let me know!

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