I grew up wanting to be Ashley Olsen and my stepsister was all for being Mary Kate. We had the matching pink and blue outfits on our family cruises, we fixed our hair the way MK & A would wear it. we tried to sell our brother for 50 cents…basically, they were the sisters we wanted to be. Well at least on-screen.
It was so bad we even memorized their movies, those awful same-plot-every-time movies. Now don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed every second of their films — from the M and A names to the corny lines and amazing soundtrack. Well, it just so happens that America’s favorite twins are turning 25 today! (That’s about 24 years and 6 months from when they got their start as Michelle Tanner.) So in celebration of these lovely fur-wearing, hippie-dressing ladies, here are 5 of the worst movies Mary Kate and Ashley ever made. I guess you’re bound to slip up when you own your own production company at age 13…
For your viewing pleasure:
When In Rome:
“We were fired over instant coffee! I’d call that an over-reaction!”
Our Lips Are Sealed
Victoria: Since when has she known how to surf?
Ashley Parker: Since this scene apparently…
“I’m stuck with yogi and her two boo-boos!”
New York Minute
“What are you doing? Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.”
Holiday in the Sun
“Well that’s what I generally do with books – I read them.”