Ignore what she says and watch TV instead. It’ll keep her from breaking up with you.
If you keep telling your girlfriend she’s hot, she’ll dress sexier.
Helen Mirren won Body of the Year? She’s too old for that…
Don’t take your girlfriend out on romantic dates or else you’ll come off as “whimsy.”
Don’t sip on these drinks if you want to get laid.
Find out what your woman wants and then give it to her. Simple as that.