Sex in the News: How do you want it?

After months of sexting dirty messages and shamelessly flirting together in the club, the night has finally come. You have put in the effort, worn the sexiest outfits and now it’s time for some no-strings-attached, get down to it, good ole fashion SEX.

Now the question is, how do you prepare for the big night? Should you fill the room with lavender scented candles and smooth jazz or take out the handcuffs, the whip and the slutty dominatrix outfit? What is your date going to want out of the night: raunchy ankles-behind-your-head sex or to partake in the sweet and sensual act of making love?

According to OkCupid, a start-up dating site complete with in depth statistical analysis, it is rather easy to figure it out. Certain words found within online personalities (Facebook, blogs, about.me profiles) can indicate whether your date likes it rough or wants it gentle. These words can help you plan better for the big night.

Women:

Prominent words suggesting rough sex:

-Damn                            -Nerdy

-Obsessed                      -Bored

-Shit                                -Opinionated

-Piercing                        -Internet

-Undergrad                   -Grammar

-Religion                        -Tattoos

-Grammar                      -Smoke

Women:

Prominent words suggesting gentle sex:

-England                         -Faith

-Dining                           -Sincere

-Church                           -Old-fashioned

-Gardening                     -Touch

-Crafts                              -Boating

-Volunteer                      -Cuddling

-Sensitive                        -Optimist

Men:

Prominent words suggesting rough sex:

-Ridiculous                      -Poetry

-Cynical                            -PhD

-Punk                                -Lame

-Tattoo                              -Asshole

-Graduating                     -Eccentric

-Atheist                             -Anime

-Comics                            -Bored

Men:

Prominent words suggesting gentle sex:

-Challenges                       -Creativity

-Boating                             -Television

-Regularly                          -Evening

-Limited                             -Western

-Missing                            -Cycling

-Sincere                             -Parks

-Faithful                            -Communication

Well there you have it. The ultimate list of words correlated with sexual preference. Now let me just cover my ass by saying that it is important to only use these lists as guidelines and to always act within your partner’s personal comfort zone. Nothing is clearer than a live personal statement of preference. And whether your date prefers the missionary position or the “face off’ (yeah look that one up), just make sure to enjoy the ride, literally.

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