Dancing with the (Not-So) Stars

When ‘DWTS’ first hit the nighttime scene it left the public puzzled. Where, we were wondering, are all the stars? 13 seasons later and we are still asking ourselves the same question.
George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend? Who cares if she’s in the spotlight now that she’s out of America’s leading man’s arms?
Rob Kardashian? Is he that annoying kid that’s always bumming off Khloe on KUWTK?
Since nighttime television spoiled us with not-so A-list stars, here’s who I would have loved to see on this season’s lineup:
Charlie Sheen
Justin Timberlake
Cameron Diaz
Suri Cruz
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Oh well, maybe next year ABC will get the hint and revamp the list of celebs they ask to participate. To the show’s credit though, can you guess which democratic phenomenon turned down the chance to twirl his way across America’s stage?

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