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I Want Ty Burrell To Adopt Me


Fine. I accept the fact that Phil Dunphy is apparently not a real person. But Ty Burrell is, and he’s hilarious. (Did you see his Emmy’s acceptance speech? Comedy gold surrounded by so much blah.) Is it so much to ask for that he adopt me? Or at least befriend me? At the very least I just want to be invited the next time he’s interviewed. Also, slightly off the topic, this guy interviewing him looks like Kenneth the Page, right?