5 Ways Michael Lohan Will React To Being Excluded from The Family XMAS Card

Our friends over at TMZ got ahold of the Lohan family Christmas card (see it here) and despite LiLo’s unnaturally blonde hair, everything looks pretty normal. Too normal, in fact. Where is the drama? The framed restraining orders? The sleeveless mesh shirt?
Where is Michael Lohan?
Turns out he couldn’t make it to the family photo shoot because he was busy attending his court-ordered vacation at a rehab center in Florida. While I’d love to say that he’s a calm and rational man, capable of¬†understanding¬†why he was left out of the family card, I can’t.
So here are a few predictions on how I think he’ll react:

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