Vanessa Minnillo Is Pregnant, Jessica Simpson is Likely P*ssed

Everyone knows that Jessica Simpson is waaay pregnant (Have you seen a recent picture of her?), but — surprise! — Nick Lachey announced this morning that his wife, Vanessa Minnillo, is also expecting. Jeez, Jess and Nick can’t seem to do anything without the other following suit. Is it a competition thing? A getting even thing? Or maybe the cosmos just want these two to be forever aligned. Who knows! While we can speculate on that business all day, I’m more interested in the lives these celeb offspring will lead growing up in the care of B-List pop stars.
Jessica Simpson will make her child, regardless of gender, model for her handbag line. Nick will pray for a son with whom he can create a 90s revival boy band with. Their spouses will just shake their heads in shame/embarrassment.
What do you guys think? Which of these kids has the odds in their favor for growing up as normal as possible?

Christina Hendricks vs. Olivia Munn: Who Has The Better Nude Pics? [Photos]
Christina Hendricks vs. Olivia Munn: Who Has The Better Nude Pics? [Photos]
  • 10614935101348454