Beware the Ides of March: 15 Sh*tty Things That Will Happen To You Today

Today carries quite an ominous tone. It’s March 15th, the anniversary of when Julius Caesar was assassinated (which happened in 44 B.C. …I’m an English major so you can do that math on the actual anniversary). Caesar was betrayed by his friend Marcus Brutus and other conspirators who stabbed him to death. So obviously Julius was having a pretty crap day after that. Shakespeare became the guy behind all this superstition when he wrote, “Beware the Ides of March” in his own work, Julius Caesar. Bad luck and lame stuff is supposed to occur today according to the tale and Shakespeare’s warning. Well, I already have a headache, and my DVR didn’t record Modern Family last night, so I am a full supporter of this notion.

Check out some crap things that might just happen to you today if you don’t watch your back for Brutus!

Katie is finishing up her undergrad at North Central College in Naperville, Illinois. She enjoys wasting hours on Facebook and tweeting things no one cares about. When asked the question, “Do you do marathons?” She promptly responds, “Of course! Which show?” Follow her @KatieGarrity! Or read her personal blog where she talks about Ryan Gosling and hummus a lot here

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