What is my favorite thing about both my roommates going out of town for the weekend? Being naked. Nothing feels better. Oh, I want a glass of water? No, I won’t put on pants for that. Don’t get me wrong, I like fashion as much as the next girl, but my days and nights would be so much easier if I never had to think about clothing again. I don’t like the time (and sometimes the agony) it takes to plan out an outfit.
I also don’t like that my bra always shifts to the right, and I HATE when I get a wedgie. Living in New York City means never having an opportunity to inconspicuously pull out a wedgie. It’s a real problem. If I could, I’d go commando in nothing but a sundress all the time. I’m not saying to be irresponsible about it! There are a great number of things you can’t do when you’re going fancy-free in a dress or skirt–things that would be painful and shameful. Don’t worry, I made you a list. Do not partake in the following activities, and you can enjoy an easy, breezy, beautiful
Covergirl day in the sun.
These are the 5 things not to do while going commando.
1. Go to the gym.
This goes for both the ladies and the fellas. There will be a lot of things moving around and seeping and it’s just not a great idea. Some things require support, and this goes for both one’s emotional health and one’s appendages. Spare your fellow gym-goers.
2. Go to a job interview.
Try to make the best first impression possible. Do not try to seduce the person interviewing. Score the job without any exposure. Let your resume speak for itself. Once home from the interview, feel free to rip off the sensible outfit and run free.
3. Get out of a car.
We’ve all seen how this ends. This is especially true if you’re followed by paparazzi.
4. Ride a horse.
5. Run for political office.
I mean it just sounds like a recipe for disaster. Think of how many puns could be made from political titles and private parts.