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The 7 Things I Really Judge About Guys [He Said/She Said]


When it comes to judging guys, I’m not even going to pretend like I’m above the fray. Of course I notice what he’s wearing and how he looks and whether or not he uses winky faces in his texts. And guess what? If something he says or does is weird enough, I just might not want to continue getting to know him. The truth hurts, and you can hate me all you want, but I refuse to believe I’m alone in this. As a matter of fact, I know I’m not alone. Many nights out have ended with me and my friends laugh-crying on the floor because of a dude’s epic style fail or his proclivity for using the word “buzzkill.” Who says “buzzkill” with a straight face? I’ll tell you something, I certainly can’t hear it without being reduced to giggle fits.

Sure those are some of the more trivial elements on the judgement scale, but there really are some heavy-hitters to look out for. Without further ado…

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Alex loves rainbow sprinkles, retro bromances, and cultivating an iTunes library superior to yours. Most days, though, she just wishes she was Beyonce. Got something to say or a good conspiracy theory you’re just dying to share with someone? Follow her on twitter @AlexandraRane or on Tumblr.