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5 Signs You’re a Heinous Bitch


There are a lot of bitchy girls, and I’ve met plenty of them. I don’t know about you, but I don’t enjoy making people feeling terrible or being so rude that all of my friends talk about me behind my back. Women who put down other women/act like they are better than other women are the most heinous of all. Because guess what, bitches? You’re not better than the rest of us.

I know that when you’re complaining to your friends about a bitch you know, they probably give you some excuse like, “Oh she’s just threatened by you” or “She must be really insecure with herself.” While those things may be true, some girls are just bitches and probably don’t have a reason for being one.

Are you afraid you may be a heinous bitch? Well fear not, my friends. Here’s how you know:

Signs you’re a heinous bitch honorable mentions: You love three-way calling to expose people talking bad about each other; you post anonymous, bitchy comments on the internet; you’re cliquey; you talk about how much you want to cheat on your boyfriend; and you always have to get your way.

Jessica Zaleski is a journalism major finishing up her senior year at the University of Florida. She is not a heinous bitch. However, she has met plenty of heinous bitches, and she hopes they don’t read this post because Jessica hates heinous bitch confrontation. 

Jessica Zaleski is an entertainment and pop culture addict. She'll watch anything on TV and her day is made when there is a huge celeb scandal (That day when TomKat announced their divorce AND Adele announced she was pregnant was better than Jessica's birthday to her). Her favorite food is sandwiches, and cheese is a close second. She graduated from the University of Florida in 2012 and is currently living and working in New York City.