Xenu Is Stalking Katie Holmes


The divorce between Joey Potter Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise is getting more strange by the minute. If you thought their whirlwind romance was weird, just wait until you hear what’s been going on. So we know that Katie filed for divorce, allegedly because she doesn’t want Suri growing up in Scientology. I wouldn’t want my child growing up in that alien weirdness either. Others are reporting that her marriage contract was up. Who cares? She’s getting out of there.
She also filed in New York because it will apparently be easier to get sole custody of Suri there instead of California. Katie has already moved into an apartment in New York, but now reports are flying that she’s being watched by Scientology goons. Seriously. There have been several mysterious vehicles (a black Mercedes and a white Escalade) parked outside of her building for the past week. And apparently it’s been going on for longer. How sketchy is that?! Katie is now afraid that the church of Scientology thinks she’s a threat.
Not that anyone could have seen this kind of thing coming, but shouldn’t you be a little suspicious when you’re marrying into it? Like it’s crazy. Tom Cruise is crazy. These are red flags. I’m just glad she’s getting her and Suri out and hopefully these cars aren’t people stalking them. Although, it will apparently help her in the custody battle if that’s the case.
What do you think? Is Scientology stalking Katie and Suri?
Caitlin is a graduate of the University of Alabama who has an obsession with cupcakes, coffee, and Harry Potter. She always has random fun facts on reserve and aspires to be a professional blogger, social media bug, and/or James Franco’s assistant. Follow her fabulous life @caitlincorsetti. You’re welcome!
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