Throw Cell Phone Through Window, Spend 6 Months in Jail? [Candy Dish]

Because that’s an intimidating story to tell your cell-mates. ‘Yo, what you in for?’ ‘Oh, you know, I threw an annoying paparazzi’s cell phone through a window.’ ‘Sh****t bro!’ What a terrible reason to go to jail. Back in March, Russell Brand had a moment with a particularly invasive paparazzi member and threw said person’s iPhone through a nearby window. Sure, not the most mature way to handle the situation, but no one got hurt and Brand was definitely provoked. He turned himself into the police and reported his actions on Twitter, “Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iphone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory.” So he has a sense of humor! TMZ is now reporting that his moment of frustration could land him 6 months in jail! Since when does throwing someone’s cell phone warrant 6 months in jail?! I’m sure there are more deserving civillians.

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