Lindsay Lohan In The News For Assault But It's Not Her Fault

Seriously, poor Lindsay cannot catch a break. I want her to succeed in life so hard, but the universe just can’t leave her alone. Two weeks ago she was involved in that alleged hit and run, and now she’s starring in headlines again for an incident that happened early this morning. According to TMZ, Lindsay was out in New York City at 1Oak with friends and met her alleged attacker, Christian LaBella. Everything was fine until he tagged along back to her room at The W Hotel.
Then Lindsay noticed he was taking pictures of her and confronted him about it, only to find a ton of pictures and videos he’d been taking throughout the night. Obviously LiLo was mad, and rightfully so! He got violent with her, and she ran out of the room. She apparently went back, when LaBella attacked her by choking her, throwing her to the ground, and jumping on top of her. Sources say one of her friends pulled LaBella off of her, and Lindsay pulled the fire alarm and the police quickly arrived.
Lindsay’s rep tells us “Lindsay was assaulted early this morning in a New York hotel. While she did sustain some injuries, she was not hospitalized. The assailant was arrested and is currently in police custody. Lindsay has spoken with police and is fully cooperating with the investigation.”
Ok I know I’m going to sound all Chris Crocker when I say this, but leave Lindsay alone! We should be seeing headlines about Liz & Dick not headlines about her life constantly taking two steps back. She did her time, she’s trying to get it together, and it seems that no one’s on her side. Well you know what? We’re on your side Lindsay, and if you need some non-crazy friends that will back you and rap the Kevin G song with you, just know that we’re here.
[Image via Politico]
Caitlin is a graduate of the University of Alabama who has an obsession with cupcakes, coffee, and Harry Potter. She always has random fun facts and is now working for an awesome company in New York City. Follow her fabulous life @caitlincorsetti. You’re welcome!

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