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Someone Thinks This Vegan Puke Is A Viable Turkey Replacement [Sugar Binge]


Jezebel provides a recipe for oven-baked vomit balls. Thankgiving isn’t a vegan holiday. Look, that’s OK. You can still have your weird lavish vegan dinner of shoes, tennis balls, and Post-It Notes or whatever it is you people eat. That’s totally cool. However, as long as you veggies keep trying to replicate TG dinner in your crazy vegan way you will continue to alienate us turkey lovers. Just make some veggie burgers and cous cous for Jebus’ sake.

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Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.