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Neil deGrasse Tyson Is Psychic Witch [The Apocalypse]


Everyday until December 21, 2012 we will count down to the end with a sign of the apocalypse. It’s like that movie The Number 23 (except actually good), once you see the signs – they’re everywhere! 

As we continue our countdown to the apocalypse this December 21, the signs become clearer and clearer. Astrophysicist and sex symbol, Neil deGrasse Tyson, who notoriously uses his dark sorcery to “communicate with science,” has left this cryptic message on Twitter alluding to the end. Much like the Greek prophet Tiresias, deGrasse Tyson uses doublespeak and verbal irony to convey a sense of imminent doom and foreboding evil.

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Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.