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Kate Middleton Has Invisible Bangs [The Apocalypse]


Everyday until December 21, 2012 we will count down to the end with a sign of the apocalypse. It’s like that movie The Number 23 (except actually good), once you see the signs – they’re everywhere!

The world is pooing its pants because the Queen of Fire and Ice, Kate Middleton, has cut her fringe (the source of all her power) into a side bang. The new haircut is only visible to members of the Volturi. We can only confirm that the message from the nether world is true because we poured salt into the corner of the office yesterday and today it was gone! Are you a member of the Volturi? Can you see the difference?

[Image Via. Socialite / Radar]

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Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.