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$7 Geisha Coffee At Starbucks [The Apocalypse]


Everyday until December 21, 2012 we will count down to the end with a sign of the apocalypse. It’s like that movie The Number 23 (except actually good), once you see the signs – they’re everywhere! [These are just jokes, folks!] 

Starbucks has conjured up a new potion designed for seduction called Geisha. The regular cup of coffee (none of that frappuccino, latte fancy pants, etc.) is $6 for a tall and $7 for a grande. The witch’s brew is crafted by the voodoo lords of Teavana, a small covenant in Costa Rica where coffee is brewed from the blood of an ox and the eye of a crocodile. The spell was passed down from generation to generation originating in Ethiopia where vampires come from. Times reports, “Geisha’ coffee gets its name from the Ethiopian village where it was reportedly first developed. It is cultivated on a small farm in the Tarrazú region of Costa Rica at 1,150 feet above sea level; the difficult growing conditions yield “a very small number of coffee cherries,” according to the corporation’s website.”

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Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.