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Gossip Girl Revealed [The Apocalypse]



Everyday until December 21, 2012 we will count down to the end with a sign of the apocalypse. It’s like that movie The Number 23 (except actually good), once you see the signs – they’re everywhere! [These are just jokes, folks!]

So this week, conveniently the week of the apocalypse, Gossip Girl revealed who Gossip Girl actually is for their series finale.




Gossip Girl is:

*Dan Humphrey*

OMG! A revelation so absurd, so logically impossible, so boring could only be revealed when the end of the world was going to happen. Everyone is too concerned with stocking up on Dr. Who DVDs for the apocalypse to be outraged by this nonsense. Really, Dan? Then why is Kristen Bell GG’s voice for the last 162 seasons? Maybe Dan has multiple personalities? IDK. Do you care at all about Dan and Blair, Gossip Girl, Nate becoming Mayor or whatever?

For More Signs Of The Apocalypse CLICK HERE

Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.