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Which A-List Couple Is Contractually Obligated To Date For Three Months? [Sugar Binge]


On the Internet they call days like this, “The Internet Is Dead.” So instead of linking to interesting posts, we’re going to post some super fun “blind items.” Yeah, it’s all just speculation but it’s the most harmless way of participating in celebrity news. You’re not making fun of  anyone. Not posting any salacious pictures. None of it can be true. It’s almost like celebrity fan fiction. We’ll post the clues from the ever wonderful Blind Gossip and give you our guesses. Leave your answers in the comments to play along.

This good-looking couple, both actors, have one of those sexy, on-again, off-again relationships. Right now they’re off. But perhaps you should pay a little more attention to the timing.

They dated and broke up about a year ago. After exactly three months.

This time, they dated and broke up again. After exactly three months.

Coincidence? Not even close. Their contract ran three months each time. They might even get back together again later this year. Can you guess what the duration of that contract will be?

Hint: It will probably about the same amount of time it takes to grow a full beard.

Our Guess: Bradly Cooper and Zoe Saldana 

This attractive couple got married in the last couple of years after many years of dating. They recently decided to add to their family by adopting a dog. After weeks of searching for exactly the right dog, they wound up adopting a puppy from a shelter in the South.

The staff reports that they were very kind and down-to-earth with everyone they met at the shelter, and very sweet and playful with each other (he even affectionately smacked her on the butt when he thought no one was looking). Nicest of all, in addition to paying the usual adoption fees, they very quietly took everything that they had in their wallets (several hundred dollars) and stuffed it into a donation box on their way out.

Our Guess: Dax Shepard and Veronica Mars? 

She has wanted a baby for a long time. She and her husband have been doing everything possible to try and conceive. Her family has been very supportive. Until now. Her mother just asked her to hold off on fertility treatments of the time being. She doesn’t want her to get pregnant right now, lest it take any attention away from her much-more-profitable sibling.

Our Guess: Khloe, Lamar and Kris

Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.