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Democrats Want A Female President [Sugar Binge]


Democrat strategist want a female president on the ticket next year because America has spoken and they loved Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton and was all, I want to get me some of that. Hillary still has now plans to run but with a ton of top notch lady potentials things are looking good. NY Mag reports, “After the roles Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin played in the 2008 campaign it would be hard for many to accept another cycle like the 2012 presidential race, which featured two all-male national tickets.” I’d like a woman on a ticket, from either party, just because – we’re a little behind. I would want the most qualified candidate to win but I’d like to see all different kinds of people duke it out for a change. What do you think? Are you ready?


• There is going to be a show about a rapper named Shawty Lo who has 10 baby mamas. TEN. BABY. MAMAS. aisfhiahfADAOIFHafiu !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

“This bold new series shows every second of the drama-filled lives surrounding a unique “modern” family unit, as they navigate their financially and emotionally connected lives. As the household grows, sometimes so does the dysfunction, leaving the man of the house to split his affection multiple ways while trying to create order.”

• So if you just bought 1238139 pairs of flatform shoes – throw them away! Vogue says they’re fuggo now. I will continue to wear mine because fuggo is my middle name

“You’ve spent the last decade clomping, somehow managing to convince yourself that when you don your cherished platforms—so reliable, so comfy—you are, in your own way, sort of gliding. You are not. Amazonian footwear may have its virtues, but delicacy and grace are not among them. So you would think, then, that the news that thin-soled shoes with a quiet elegance fit for a sylph were wafting their way into wardrobes this season would be universally met with at least measured enthusiasm.”

STFU, Vogue. You beautiful, bitch. Arbitrary, fashion nonsense is my favorite thing to read but least favorite thing to live by. Wear what you want. Swag comes from within.

• Fans are cutting themselves, on Twitter, to protest Justin Bieber‘s alleged “drug abuse.” The closest I’ve ever come to anything like this is going to a Britney Spears concert. Yep. Going to a Britney Spears concert.

Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.