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Kimye Vow To Protect Baby’s Privacy, World LOLs [Sugar Binge]


Kim Kardashian has vowed to protect the privacy of her and Kanye’s baby. A “source” told, “She doesn’t even want the baby to be seen for the first six months. They have decided as a family that their baby is not going to be on the shows and ready to dial back from being so public’ herself.” Ummmm, but how though? It’s not surprising that she would feel pressured to withdraw from the spotlight. Kanye may have a big mouth, he may love fame but he doesn’t enjoy scrutiny or unwanted attention. Kim seems to take what she can get. Do you think Kimye will manage to stay out of the spotlight? After all, they allegedly turned down $3 mil for baby pics.

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Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.