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Ex-GF Says Kanye Is A Giant Baby, Call The Wambulance


Kanye’s ex girlfriend, Brooke Crittendon, wants the world to know that Kanye is an insecure baby (shocking) that needs constant coddling otherwise he will think his weenie is too small, rhymes are too whack and swag is only a steady five. Brooke told The Sun, “He was not macho. He needed you to be with him and needed your opinion. He was quite vulnerable. He was insecure as he couldn’t be with me every day. I got the impression he worried he wasn’t good enough for me. He needs people to tell him he is good and that he is needed and wanted.”

What a delicate, little snowflake. I don’t think it surprises or shocks anyone that Kanye West isn’t the most confident person in the world. His public outbursts are hardly few and far between. Remember you don’t have to love yourself to think you are the center of the world  – Kanye’s narcissism is apparent in almost every aspect of his career. From speaking out during the Hurricane Katrina telethon, interrupting Taylor Swift and Tweeting about how hard it is to find an egyptian rug.

She continues, “He wouldn’t start his show unless I was at the side of the stage. One night the show was delayed because he couldn’t find me,” she says. I was very naïve. It got too much for me to handle. I was never OK being one of many. Or even one of a few. … Kanye was very open and honest but it ended up with me knowing too much. I don’t want to be silly and say it wasn’t cheating because I knew about it. For Kanye, what other person besides Kim Kardashian is there? There’s Halle Berry, JLo and Beyonce, but they’re all taken. [Kim] fits into his brand.”

Picking your partners based on how they fit in your “brand” that sounds like a setup for failure success! Although, I wonder if he is cheating on Kim. She seems the, “boys will be boys, as long as I get what I want, as long as I am number one,” type.  

Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.