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16 Foods That Accidentally Look Like Penises [Gallery]


It’s happened to all of us. We’re eating lunch, minding our own ¬†business, then one of our friends has a giggle fit and you don’t really understand why. Oh right, it looks like you’re eating a gigantic penis. It’s embarrassing, then hilarious, then you realize how many things around you are phallic shaped. From buildings to vegetables, from animals to monuments – the world is a giant ode to the¬†wiener. Check out these 16 foods that weren’t supposed to actually look like johnsons.

Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.