Two Manly Centaurs Need Weddings Dates, Look to Craigslist for Help

As any post-grad knows, spring officially kicks off wedding season and this year is no exception. Dust off those uncomfy pumps your mom bought you for high school graduation, don’t forget to pick up your dress from the cleaner’s…oh, and make sure you’ve got a spectacular date on your arm.

Your +1 is perhaps the most important factor in your ability to sink or swim in a sea of Baby’s Breath and tulle. (PS: I dare you to find a creepier named flower.) Perhaps that’s why two guys from New York posted an epic ad to Craigslist seeking a couple willing ladies to join them March 23rd for an evening of butter-cream frosting and free booze.

Dave and Mike describe themselves as “both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trained, relaxed, passionate, smell great, have cool hair, clean up nice, boast great tie collections, will promise to shave, love our mother, have seen Love Actually several times, controversial, provocative, short-sighted (with a big picture mentality), raw, emotional, sensitive but still bad boys.” What’s not to love?

And if you’re wondering what’s in this for you, well, there’s a good chance your classic Craigslist meet-cute will be optioned into a big screen romcom. Now to decide which actress will play you onscreen…

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