Get Away From My Vagina, Andrew WK [Sugar Binge]

Andrew WK is the face of Playtex Fresh + Sexy wipes – yes, those new wipes made to clean your lady bits (and male bits I believe) with.  The company announced,”This exciting new product required the help of someone who could embody the brand’s playful yet bold campaign; someone who could party hard, but still be clean when it counted. Andrew W.K. is that someone and we are thrilled to have him on board with us.”

First of all, Andrew WK has not been culturally relevant since 2001. I am not sure who he is supposed to be appealing to? This is like getting the lead singer of Linkin Park as the poster child for feminine napkins. It’s just not a good match. I don’t need an older gentleman with a beard reminding me to keep vagina fresh. That is all.

Buzzfeed has unearthed the real ages of the Disney Princesses and they are sort of yucky

In the Liberace biopic Michael Douglas and Matt Damon totally bone and we’re 100% sure it’s going to be a fabulous masterpiece of many beautiful rings

“Damon and Douglas give a frank, funny interview about filming one of the weirdest, glitziest gay love stories ever put on film, one that required both actors to do things they’d never done before onscreen. Like, say, wearing a metallic thong — and nothing else.”

There are rumors that Miley and Liam have broken up. Not sure if we buy ’em

Kim Kardashian had a pregnancy scare, possibly due to working out too much

“The 32-year-old socialite “started feeling ill on the plane from Paris, and called friends as soon as she landed,” the insider told the paper. “She was rushed to her doctor Tuesday night in tears. She thought she was having a miscarriage.”

Just enjoy the weight gain. Don’t try to fight what is nat-cher-all, girl.

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