We Need A New National Anthem, One With Toot-Toots And Beep-Beeps [Candy Dish]

Please sign this petition to make R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix) the new National Anthem. No, seriously, we’re currently at 95,000 signatures and we only need 100,000 for the proposal to be considered. The official petition reads, “America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it’s the afterparty, and that after the party, it’s the hotel lobby, and–perhaps most importantly–that ’round about four, you’ve got to clear the lobby, at which point it’s strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody.”

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