Will There Be A Joe Jonas Sex Tape? [Sugar Binge]

Yes. The answer is yes . . . or maybe. BlindGossip is exclusively reporting that Joe Jonas’ current girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, has been secretly plotting against him. She has orchestrated the filming and release of a sex tape to establish herself as famous for “nothing.”

According to the website, “A sex tape starring Joe Jonas of The Jonas Brothers will be released on April 3, 2013. The video features explicit footage of Joe Jonas, 23, and his girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, 28, drinking, doing drugs, and engaging in sex using a number of sex toys and BDSM devices, including dildos, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Our sources tell us that Blanda planned the sex tape as a way to bolster her own fame and to make money. She encouraged Joe to participate, recruited the professional photographer/videographer, provided the sex toys, and directed all of the action.”

The article also describes Joe Jonas as falling victim to substance and drug abuse. Yikes. Hope Joe is OK but can the world handle a JoBro sex tape?

Ashley Benson is blond again. No idea why she bothered going dark in the first place.

Rush Limbaugh thinks Beyonce‘s new song, “Bow Down” is about bowing down to your husband or something weird and sexist like that

“The advice to these women is, “Go ahead and put up with it. Put up with it now. Bow down, b-i-itches,” because why? She got married. She married the rich guy and she now understands. She now understands it’s worth it to bow down, and so now she’s passing on this advice.”

Sure. Whatever, dude.

Here are adorable pictures from the Girl Meets World filming.

This woman is the new Sweet Brown. KABOOYAH. 


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