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There Is A White Student Union Protecting “White Christian Womanhood” From Blacks [Sugar Binge]


There is some cray-cray White Student Union at Towson University patrolling the school against Black people  – or something stupid and ignorant like that. The Southern Poverty Law Center has labelled them a hate group though the president, Matthew Heimbach, denies that the group is made up of white supremacists.

That’s an interesting claim considering their blog states, “The frequent robberies, sexual assaults, and acts of vandalism at Towson University are not often reported in the local media. For those who are not Towson students it seems hard to fathom that every single day black predators prey upon the majority white Towson University student body. White Southern men have long been called to defend their communities when law enforcement and the State seem unwilling to protect our people. The virtue of white Christian womanhood is under attack at Towson University by degenerate criminals seeking to rob our women of their God given innocence. Through armed thuggery the money of law abiding Towson students that is earned by the sweat of their brow is stolen and their lives threatened for simply walking down the street.”

MSNBC report that the organization goes out in groups of men, who patrol the campus to “deter” crime which sounds a lot more like they target people of color and intimidate them. Members of the group have been known for explicitly endorsing slavery and segregation. One member, Terry Scott, said slaves should have been grateful to their masters, “for feeding them and housing them.” The group is not endorsed by the university but it does allow them to hold meetings at university facilities. There’s a lot of info on this so check the rest out over at MSNBC. [Editor’s Note: Racism is alive and well, and though things have gotten better it was only a few decades ago that a lot of people you know wouldn’t be allowed to know you.]

In more ignorant people news, one writer is sick of hearing about all this gay rights stuff. Stupid-stupid-head, Andy Borowitz writes:

“…When you’re just a small percent of the population (Gallup says 3.4 percent, while the Williams Institute, a think-tank devoted to LGBT research at UCLA, says four percent), why should the issue get such a lopsided amount of news coverage?After all, there are 30 million fantasy sports players who make up nearly ten percent of the country…you don’t see them inundating television and social media with our passion, demanding more attention . . . “

Shame on everyone for giving so much attention to a human rights issue.

Kim and Kanye might name their baby “Khrist,” like Christ but with a K . . . 

Boston College is no longer giving condoms to its students because safe-sex isn’t very pious, apparently.

To cleanse the palate watch this girl have a nervous breakdown after getting her wisdom teeth removed. 

    Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.