Remember How LFO Had The Worst Lyrics Ever? [Saturday Flashback]

Did you know that the lead singer (the blond one) Rich Cronin died of leukemia at 36 years old in 2010? I didn’t either until right now. That’s sort of a bummer. LFO was like the Jersey Shore of boy bands, even though they were Massachusetts. Let’s celebrate the bands ridiculous eyebrows by reviewing how terrible the lyrics were to “Summer Girls.” The song is literally just random words and non sequiturs strung together in order to rhyme.

New Kids On The block, had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.

Yes, it’s true New Kids On The Block did have a lot of hits but how is that relevant? We won’t get Chinese food then?

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can’t speak baby

When I take a sip of what do I start to behave like an insect?

Cherry Pez, cold crush, rock star boogie
Are you having a seizure? What are you saying?

Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Now you’re robbing me? You’re stealing my honey AND my bike?!

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick

😐 Shrimp and pogo sticks, are you reminiscing about an Amazon wishlist?

Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug, cause I miss it

Glad you are “bugging” too.

Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees

A bunch of trees . . . yes . . .


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