Farrah Abraham Says James Deen Has A Small Peen (That Rhymes)

OK. So we fairly recently covered this story when it first broke. At the time Farrah Abraham, former Teen Mom star, was in deny, deny, deny mode. When first accused of having a sex tape, she said there was no sex tape. Then when James Deen revealed that there was, she insisted that it was recorded for her private collection. Soon after Farrah said she would sell it for a couple million dollars. Now she is going around telling people James Deen should shut his trap because he has a tiny penis. This is the weirdest story and by the way tiny tidbits are being released it is so obviously a publicity stunt. Dang, girl. Don’t you have kids you need to take care of?

Farrah told TMZ about Deen, “I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women and his penis is small . . . I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big.”

Look, I love a slutty girl as much as anyone. I am on the side of owning the term rather then using it hurtfully. Nevertheless, I find there to be a huge disparity in the kind of person who would create a  sex tape in hopes of selling it for money and the kind of person who hasn’t “seen many” penises. I am just saying, you don’t got to front, girl; own it.

Farrah continued, “I personally hired people to do that so it’s like a wedding video. You expect your wedding video to be good, not bad, so I think it’s great and nobody else needs to see it. At the time, I thought he would be professional and I’m really hurt with how he acted and that’s what I’m so shocked about.

Hold on. HOLD ON. Hold up. Let’s make something clear. James Deen and Farrah Abraham were never a couple. She hired James Deen and a team of professionals to create this sex tape. Now, why would anyone hire a porn star and director and film crew to make a sex tape unless they planned on selling it? Like, who does that? Is this something people do? Have high production value sex tapes with porn stars for no one to see? I don’t think so.

James actually admitted  it’s not a sex tape, it’s a porno. Clearly, Farrah is just pretending to be upset to build press and momentum for the big release where she will act like she is shocked then arrange to get royalties from the film.

Farrah wants you to know, “After seeing James speaking about my personal video as a porn and not even contacting me before running his mouth, I have to say I am very disappointed. I personally will never have anything to do with James.  I’m a great woman, mother and entrepreneur. As for the company who has a copy of my personal video, my lawyer is taking care of that matter.”

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