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The 10 Best Lord Tyrion Quotes To Celebrate His New Book


George R R Martin has announced a new book about Lord Tyrion called, “The Wit And Wisdom Of Lord Tyrion.” According to, “The hardback title will gather together ‘clever and naughty quips’ from the popular character from A Song of Ice and Fire series, played in the HBO series by actor Peter Dinklage.” I don’t know if we need an entire compilation of Lord Tyrion’s quotes when we all have Google and are absolutely obsessed with the show but, hey, why not? In case you were wondering what kind of “wit and wisdom” you might find in the new book, we’ve rounded up the 10 best Lord Tyrion quotes to get you in the mood for some “half-man sass.”

On Sex As A Weapon . . . 

On Giving Psychopaths Power

On Brunching With The Girls

On Brunching With The Girls . . . 

On Owning Your Flaws And Being A Fierce Bitch

On Trying To Silence The Haters

On Staying A Step Ahead Of The Basic Betches

On Freeing Yourself From Dem Shackles, Girl

On The Grass Always Being Greener

Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.