Bachelorette Partying 101 [Ask Tuffy Luv]

Dear Tuffy Luv,

I have to go to a bachelorette party, but I’ve never been to one. What are we going to do? Where are we likely to go? What should I wear? This is not a good friend of mine by the way. Just a college friend. So I don’t want to go all out. Also am I supposed to bring a present?

Not the bachelorette type

Dear Not the bachelorette type,

Hey girl, sorry to tell you this, but a bachelorette party can be pretty much anything. Sometimes these things involve male strippers. If you’re doing that, I guess bring dolla bills. Otherwise, just get cute.

If the invitation doesn’t tell you where you’re going (weird, btw), they can’t really expect you to be prepared. So dress like you would to go out. Be comfy but adorbs and shoop. Since you’re not a close friend of the b-ette, I don’t think you need to bring a gift. Maybe buy her a drink sometime during the night. That should suffice.

Probably the night will be a lot of drinking and playing games where the bride-to-be has to answer questions about her groom-to-be. Also there are usually a lot of items shaped like penii. I have no flooping idea why. These things can really go either way. If the crowd is fun, it’ll be fun; if not, well, not. So I hope the other girls at the party want to have a good time or it could be you and a whoooooole lotta penis straws.

Hearts & Skulls,
Tuffy Luv

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