I am getting tired of her antics but we’re all in too deep at this point. So Amanda accused the police officer who arrested her of “slapping her vagina.” I don’t know what that means. She wanted to press criminal charges but now since there is no proof of the slap or bong incident she says the officer’s punishment is never being her boyfriend and a lawsuit.
She tweeted, “There was no proof of sexual harassment or drugs. Instead of me asking for the cop to be arrested for sexual harassment, I want my case dropped as well. His punishment will be being the cop who sexually harassed someone who would never find him handsome enough to be my boyfriend. That’s worse than any time in jail. But I am suing him for money compensation. I love having more money in my bank!”
Amanda is also promising us a wonderful and lucrative rap career. I really hope that’s true because I think it will be entertaining to say the least. She is getting another nose job. Calm down, baby girl.
Amanda tweeted, “I’m free forever! You can’t lock up an innocent person! Thanks for caring! Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I’m getting in shape and getting a nose job! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!”
She also called Courtney Love ugly.
@AmandaBynes pull it together dude.
— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) May 28, 2013
So what else is going on in the world?
Melissa and Joey has been renewed for its FOURTH season. We are pretty shocked. Are any of you guys watching out there?
Two teens were arrested for changing a student’s name in the yearbook to ‘Masturbate.’ Kids these days really DGAF.
“A high school student from Columbia, Missouri, was arrested on suspicion of felony property damage after she allegedly changed a classmate’s last name in the yearbook to “Masturbate.” 17-year-old Kaitlyn Booth’s “prank” affected some 720 yearbooks — known as the Hickman Cresset — and would have set Hickman High School back over $41,000, but a last-minute decision was made to spend 12 hours placing stickers over the student’s name instead.”
Everyone is just so amused with themselves.
“I’ve always been really blown away by how she’s so young – she’s in her mid 20s – and she does all these things. She creates so much. When I found out she listens to my music, it absolutely floored me. It made my day, honestly.”
Well, I can’t wait until they collaborate so I have something new to judge.
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