Kim and Kanye are having a girl. Rejoice for the weirdest childhood in history. I don’t know about you but I seriously hope these two don’t project all of their weird 1%, celebrity problems on this innocent child. This child is going to have a crazy name as it is, I can only imagine the bizarre and stressful life it will have to navigate with parents as famous and narcissistic as Kim and Ye are known to be.
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