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Pop Stars Crying For Real vs. For Fakesies


Let’s rate pop stars crying because it’s fun. A pop star’s cry is an all purpose cry designed to make you feel vulnerable for them. They do it in sad parts of their music videos and in interviews. The “real cry” is the most fun to analyze how much of it is performance for the camera and how much of it is genuine vulnerability? Let’s figure it out together. Using a tear scale of 0-4 we will rate these celeb’s fake and real cries by sincerity, glamour and the ability to maintain a full face of makeup.

    Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.