“Fifty Shades of Grey” Movie Has a Release Date

August 1st, 2014 is going to be a crazy day, you guys, because that’s when everyone’s favorite Twilight erotic fan-fic is coming to the big screen! That’s right, in just slightly over a year, the movie is going to be RELEASED to theaters. For you to watch. Like, it’ll be finished at that point.

Keep in mind, they just announced cradle robber Sam Taylor-Johnson will be directing Fifty Shades, but literally no one has been cast in any roles yet. So they’ve got a little more than 365 days to cast all the roles, film all the scenes, edit the movie and approve it for release.

The final result will no doubt be magical.

[Lead image via]

7 Things You Didn’t Know About Kelly Rowland
7 Things You Didn’t Know About Kelly Rowland
  • 10614935101348454