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The Best Comebacks From Judge Judy


Today is Monday and we must all bring out our nerves of steel. One thing I learned from school sick days is that Judge Judy has a comeback for everything. The woman/Goddess deals with knuckleheads all day long and has become an expert at crafting biting comebacks to the nonsense oozing from the mouths of guilty, incompetent parties. If someone is giving you a rough time, just use one of these classic Judge Judy “proverbs” and they’ll run away with their tail between their legs. (Unless, it’s your boss then don’t do that . . .) Remember: beauty fades, dumb is forever.

    Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.