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Katy Perry Doesn’t Fart In Front Of Boyfriends


Rumors circulated that Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson were dating. In order to dispel those rumors, Katy Perry said that there was proof that she and Robert Pattinson never dated: she farted. Katy said, “I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am dating. That’s a rule.”

Katy Perry has a very disciplined intestine. Do you think she farted in front of Russell Brand? She continued, “He’s my bud, I’m like his big sister. We just hang out. The other day, I said: ‘One of the things I’m most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.’ And that’s true.” WTF? Would you ever tell someone you consider a brother that you’re proud to not sleep with them? That’s just weird. It’s weird, right? Does she just helplessly bone everyone to the point she is proud when she exercises restraint? IDK.

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    Emerald is an editor at CollegeCandy, lover of coffee, and pretend francophile. After studying writing and popular culture at NYU she decided to be a grownup and get a job. Tweet at ya' girl @EmeraldGritty.